Wednesday, 8 August 2012

A Lil Knowledge For You About People Talking Shit

Assalamualaikum
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 Haa, kite bagi salam tu. Jawab, jawab. Bak kata kak Maria, 'tak jawab dosa, kalau jawab sayang. hehehehehe' . For those yang dah jawab tu, alhamdulillah. And those whose not yet, bawak-bawaklah jawab. Bukan susah as hard as you peeling an onion. Bukan kena bayar as expensive as you paid to that Tol. Infact, you'll get pahala-lah. Allah kan Maha Pemurah (bukan MahaKarya Cinta faizal tahir tu tau).

Okay, before aku 'masuk ke longkang' dengan lebih dalam lagi.. better aku stop cakap about the pahala because that is not my topic now.  The topic is *sila bace kat atas tu* . Dah baca ? Ok, tepuk tangan. Taknak ?? Kau punya pasallah .

There's something i wanna share with you all. It's something that kinda related with my religious, Islam. Sorry, bukan mine saja. You guys punya religious jugak *except those non-muslim*. 



Have you heard about liars with fucking-shit-smell mouth ? (noo ! yess ! noo ! yess ! and all these voices become one.) Tak kisah lah kalau korang dah tau, but aku nak cerita jugak sebab ramai lagi yang tak tau ni. Yang tau tu, buat diam sudah. Bukan nak cakap kasar, but nak mintak hormat sikit (macam dengar je kalau korang buat bising, hehe)

When one speaks a lie, automatically they'll smell Oh My Gigi! really really stinks . Seriously, this happened in the past 500 masihi. Or senang cerita, waktu zaman nabi-nabi dulu. Hah, kenape korang tak bau pape ? Of course-lah bebeh ! Cuba korang bandingkan jumlah Liars sekarang dengan Liars 500 masihi[s] ago . Agak-agak korang mana lagi banyak? Tentunya Liars sekarang yang paling ramai. So, as years are getting old, as the earth are getting collapse, Liars are getting bloom too ! 



Ok, senang cerita macam nilah. Since the number of Liars dulu extremely low, lebih mudah diorang dapat bau that fucking shit smell. Once again, kenapa ?? Because the Liars were just a few of 'em. BUT, just imagine when the number of the Liars are growing and people talk lies everyday.. Rasa-rasanya the fucking-shit-smell tu dapat dibau lagi ke as diorang pun dah terbiasa dengan that fucking-shit-smell tu? Nope kan ? So, nilah kisah di sebalik people who speak lie.

Actually, the smell is still around us even sekarang ni. Cuma kita yang tak sedar sebab dah terlalu banyak penipuan sekarang ni sampaikan bau tu dah became one of us. Entah-entah udara yang korang sedut tu pun ade bercampur dengan smelly-shit-smell tu. Seriously, my mom said that the smell is terribly loathsome.



Tak kisah korang nak percaya or not. But dare to say, i believed it as the story connected with our prophets. Moreover, i just wanna share something yang takkan luak pun kalau dikongsi. Benda ni pun bermanfaat, ape!




Thanks for your time !


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